Dairy Godmother Strikes Again

This is what happens when you don't think your wishes through. You get turned into a cow and never get to go home because you're not allowed on the bus anymore. So you have to be someone's pet and then get traded for a handful of magic beans to be some beast of burden pack animal because you're just a lowly animal now and your life is only worth SIX BEANS WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE MAGICAL.

Which is why I always wish for a grilled cheese sandwich. It's the one thing every genie/fairy god parent/zoltar machine knows how to get right.